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Me? Speeding?

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's licence? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I went got my 3rd drink-driving ban. Officer: I see sir, well may I see the log book for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the log book in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot. Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT ?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Superintendent. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Superintendent approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Superintendent: Sir, can I see your licence? Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.) Superintendent: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the log book. Superintendent: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver:Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Superintendent: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. The boot is opened; no body. Superintendent: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the boot. Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too. Rate this joke! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

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