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Family history

The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come
to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street
wizards. 

They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and
grandchildren.  They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose; how to
handle that great-uncle George, who was executed in the electric chair. 

The author said he could handle the story tactfully. 

The book appeared. It said "Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied
electronics at an important government institution, was attached to his
position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock." 


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