Humor Break | 9/8/2010

A politician was getting dressed to go to a fund-raising dinner when his wife exploded. She said, "It's ridiculous. Every night it's either a meeting, a reception, a banquet, or a testimonial. I think I'd drop dead on the spot if you ever spent an evening at home."

He said, "Please, dear. Under the new rules we're not allowed to accept bribes."