Special license
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There was a blonde driving down the centre of the road at 100 mph. A
police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had
stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration please." 

"It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this,"
she said smiling. 

"That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a
license." 

To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. 
Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary
license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration." 

She pointed to the bottom of the license and said, "Can you see this??  It
says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'."