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<title>Special license</title>
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<description><![CDATA[There was a blonde driving down the centre of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, &quot;License and Registration please.&quot; 

 &quot;It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this,&quot; she said smiling.
 
 &quot;That's impossible!&quot; The officer replied, &quot;I've never heard of such a license.&quot;
 
 To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, &quot;Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration.&quot; 

 She pointed to the bottom of the license and said, &quot;Can you see this??  It says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'.&quot;
 
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