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<title>Missing husband</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report that her husband was missing.  The policeman asked for a description. 

 She said, &quot;He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.&quot;
 
 The next-door neighbour protested, &quot;Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.&quot; 

 The wife replied, &quot;Yes, but who wants HIM back?&quot;
 
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